Did you know I can type almost 60 words per minuter?
你知道吗,我能每分钟打60个字。
No, that's OK. How much do I own you?
不用了。散热器正常。我要付你多少钱?
I suggest that we ask users of this machine what they think about it. We can photograph them using it too. Then we can put their comments at the top of the advertisement in big print. We can bring in some humour too. People enjoy reading humorous ads.