"Leave her to heaven And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge, To prick and sting her."

"Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism."

"If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time."

"[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

"[The U.S. victory in Gulf war was] a stirring victory for the forces of aggression."

"The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race."

"True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist"

"Sometimes we could not bear the face of each other's differences because of what we feared it might say about ourselves."

"OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor."

"The ideal conditionWould be, I admit, that men should be right by instinct;But since we are all likely to go astray,The reasonable thing is to learn from those who can teach."