"If they laid all the coeds from Yale end to end...I wouldn't be surprised."

"His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets."

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think 'How lucky are the dead."

"'Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city."

"I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind."

"Religion has no business to formulate social laws and insist on the difference between beings, because its aim and end is to obliterate all such fictions and monstrosities."

"Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students."

"Life does not count by years. Some suffer a lifetime in a day, and so grow old between the rising and the setting of the sun."

"Do not consider painful what is good for you."

"The world is the great gymnasium where we come to make ourselves strong."