"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."

"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so."

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose."

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefor excused from saving Universes."

"There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"She said she usually cried at least once each day not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful and life was so short."

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain."

"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."

"Greedy eaters dig their graves with their teeth."

"The only person worth envying is he person who doesn't envy."

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; while loving someone deeply gives you courage."