"Things are so bad in Massachusetts now they don't even bother to plough Route 128 when it snows."

"I have a suspicion that the definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to f*** [sleep with her] anymore."

"If we miraculously became the people we hate, how lovable we would find ourselves."

"Impossible is nothing."

"Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once."

"Robspierre replied softly, 'the question is to know where is the enemy.' 'He is out there, and I have hunted him,' said Danton. 'He is within, and I am watching him,' said Robespierre."

"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."

"The powers that be are ordained of God,"

"Someday is not a day of the week."

"Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort."

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on."

"Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there."