"The forces of good and evil are working within and around me, I must choose, and in a free will universe I do have a choice."

"The best answer to answer to anger is silence."

"...and in the long run, disease is more humane than war or starvation. My, isn't that gloomy?"

"Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don't understand us."

"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."

"Personally I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world [chess] championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility."

"It is a denial of justice not to stretch out a helping hand to the fallen; that is the common right of humanity."

"Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything."

"Son, in war times it is not safe to think unless one travels with the mob."

"What men call gallantry and gods adultery Is much more common where the climate's sultry."

"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go."

"Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high, look it quarely in the eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.'"