"Sin with the multitude, and your responsibility and guilt are as great and as truly personal, as if you alone had done the wrong."

"Life is too short to be taken seriously."

"The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your conscious self meddles with it."

"Love has no place in a lawyer's office."

"To have had fame, even very minor fame, and to have lost it, got older and maybe put on a little weight is a kind of living death."

"Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks."

"Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

"It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull."

"Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think."

"Yea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind."

"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"

"Since the dawn of time there have been those among us who have been willing to go to extraordinary lengths to gain access to that domain normally reserved for birds, angels, and madmen."