"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one."

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."

"We're all in this alone."

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them."

"Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone."

"The key part of your brand is a quality product. Creating exceptional content is the number one thing."

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."

"Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there."

"I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion."

"Why don't you want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is that you are in conflict with yourself."