"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."

"You have to expect things of yourself before you do them."

"Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that a young person, who either marries or dies, is sure of being kindly spoken of."

"Aviation in itself is not inherently dangerous. But to an even greater degree than the sea, it is terribly unforgiving of carelessness, incapacity, or neglect."

"No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it."

"I'll probably never have children because I don't believe in touching people for any reason."

"All of the true things I'm about to tell you are shameless lies."